AAAAAGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Great G stupid people really piss me off! I cannot get any work done because I have to explain the same shi-ite over to people that have been doing this for 10 plus years!!! And they make more money than I do. Man I'm really frustrated today....gotta find a way to relieve this at lunch...he he he.

Weekend, Schmeekend...

Wow....where to start. Friday night was cool...a small hash but it doesn't matter when you got the right people there. Thanks Rollin for a cool trail and Red, Ralph, Gymno & Hound Dog for keeping me entertained. Oh, fish you were there in spirit when your name came up during circle after my phone beeped. We had plans to go out but because of the train stuck on the railroad tracks and our inability to find the trail because the train was in the way for 2 hours, we just stayed at Rollin's and drank and played 3 man. I so gotta get a new drinking game....it's getting old. Red was hilarious...in fine form after about a case of Miller High Life...but ya'll can read the writeup on the eATMe page.

So Saturday I decided to head (head? who said ...yeah, whatever) to Austin for the dark side hash. Met up with Slut and Nutcracker and we went to Lovejoy's. Squeef was there to hare along with Cornholio, Heavin', Cherry Popper,...who am I forgetting? I know we picked up a few more along the way...Squeezin, Strap on Elvis, A Bill Named Sue...who else am I forgetting? I remember drinking Margaritas. I remember dancing with SO Elvis. I do not remember tequila shots. I do not remember Fish singing karaoke. What else do I not remember? Cool night and I had tons of fun but that was almost too much.

Sunday went hashing again with no food in my stomach. You tend to get drunk quicker with no food....did ya'll know that? heh heh heh.... After 7.? miles, we ended at a cool house. Ya'll can read the trash on that but there were some great accusations!! Then on to Detours for more drinking...then home for bed after some Taco Cabana....yummy quesadillas but they forgot to give me my dern pico.

Thanks Fish for driving and feeding me. Thanks Slut for driving. Thanks Ass Gagger for wearing those cool socks yesterday. Thanks Strap on for the dance. Thanks squeef for driving me (dang I got driven by a lot of people this weekend!). Thanks Trojan for....ah..nothing!! I better see you next time I come to town! You owe me a drunk. smooches!

Monday...work. Mondays suck.

Today is Friday!! Friday is a plucking day!!

Oh yeaaa - time to drink. I better finish work first. Got payroll reports and 1099's to print. I hate the end of Jan! Then at 7pm, my birthday trail laid by Rollin' Nutless. I think we have 10 or so coming...Red, Ralph, Gymno, Hound Dog, Puke, Tiny Bubbles, maybe Crack? Maybe my stalkeee Davey will come see me. He's in love with me, just doesn't know it. How do you make these guys see when they adore you? I swear, men are idiots. So I'll be drunk by 9:30....which is early for me! Tomorrow...what to do. Hill Country hash? Dark Side hash? Stay home and unpack and clean my room and paint my bathroom? What's everyone doing?

Blahhhhhhh

having...bad...day. Need...hug. And....Jager.

New to Me Car?

So today I went to test drive a 2003 cool Black Rav4. I love those things. Small, compact, with plenty of room for a single chick like me. Waiting to hear on the numbers then if they're right....off to pick it up! I'm excited but nervous. I ain't paying top dollar! Anybody got any cool car stories? OK, I'll start. In college, I was having my car worked on so I borrowed my brother's 50 something square boxy light blue car...me and my roomie nicknamed ourselves Ethel & Myrtle cause it fit the car. Well, the front seat (not bucket, but ya know, one long seat all together?) was not attached in the front so when I hit the gas, the entire seat with both of us in it would tip back so that we were looking at the ceiling. We'd go to the grocery store parking lot and do that over and over until we were laughing so hard, we cried. Dang, I was strange in college...glad I had a best friend to share it all with. Oh the things we did to entertain ourselves!

But Wait, There's More!

More Tex Mex pictures....(dang, I'm gonna start suing people who take bad pictures of me when I'm drunk!)........mostly from the lassie pub crawl...3 man Thursday night...dick & I drinking some big azz margaritas....the stuffed bus - er, I mean Jeep.......Meh- hee-cooo!!.....the sex shop before crossing the border (dang, Fish..do you think everybody really needs to see your azz??? uh, NOT SO MUCH!!)......the a-hole trail that I missed cause I was rooting for Peyton Manning in the 99.9 % Steeler Fan bar.....and much, much more!! Man, did anybody take pictures of the Hall & Oats Tour, hash style, 2006??

http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=tblqbr6.64p4ouje&x=1&y=hruxyr

"PRIVATE EYES....THEY'RE WATCHING YOU......PRI-VAAAATEEE EEEEYYYYEES...."

This Title left Intentionally Blank

"Here is my blog today......I don't got nuttin' to say".....down down down down

(But give me a few hours....I'm a chick. We always have something to say)

Bah HumMonday

Holy Crap, what a fun drunken weekend I had with the Austin hashers. Thanks to all those who kept me entertained, gave me a place to lay my head, sang karaoke, drove my drunk azzzz and laid great trails. I would write about it but it seems to get fuzzy when I try to recall. Back at work in this boring little town. North Austin rocks.....really gotta move there. Ya'll may see more of me by summer time. Anybody need a roommate? I'm thinking house.....not apt.

Tex Mex - The Wet View, Dia Dos

See, my life is so boring I have to use what happened last weekend to fill my week.....so sad. Maybe I should move to Austin. YOu Fuxxx are always going somewhere.

So, Friday morning I got up and ate..um...nothing? I don't remember food much all weekend. If anyone remembers more, fill me in. I do remember going to the room on the other side of the stairwell to hang with the Colorado crew. BATT was in there and we started a game of Texas Hold Em....BATT, ESPN, Donnie the Retard, Nuthin But Net, and SSSSSS (dang can't remember her name but she is wayyy cool). BATT was out, then I think ESPN was out...oh SSSS was not playing. So three of us left in and I win a big pot. Gettin' cocky, start talking some smack....I got twice as much as them. Two hands later, I'm out....dang, just like that. In the midst of this game, they got the cool 80's tunes playing....namely Hall & Oats. I remember hearing the first song and thinking "yeah, this is pretty cool...I know a couple of their songs"....WRONG - I know almost every word to every frickkin'' song played. Net looked at me funny when I was singing all the "ooo" & "aahh" and "chika chika boom" along with all the words. Not sure if that was a how frickin cool she is look or a this chik had no life in high school look. Needless to say this was to be the start of a theme for the weekend. Oh yeah....brass monkey!! I didn't actually try it but I'm gonna! Ask AG - I know she had some! They also introduced Fish to gatorbeer which he loves more than food now. I think he wants to marry it. Hmm the rest of the day is a little fuzzy - I know I registered, ate dinner, got dressed in my kilty and went to some bars. I remember I cried. I remember when I was crying (no real reason...that stupid sheeety drunk crying that I haven't done since college. OK since last week....) BATT decided she would console me in the Men's Restroom. When some guy would try to come in, she'd scream at them to leave us alone - get out! I said to her "but they gotta pee somewhere...let 'em in" So she did and we continued our conversation with men coming in and out to pee. Now there were only urinals on the wall - no stalls. That was some funny shiiite. Then we piled about 10 of us into someone's jeep and went back to the hotel. I think that was it for me for the night. Feel free to correct me.

ciabatta....C I A B A TT A.....peace out.

Tex Mex - The Wet View, Dia Uno

Dang, this is gonna be long 'cause I was sober the whole time and I have lots of stories about all them drunk wankers who were drinking....(yeah, right!)

So Thursday I drive to Houston to meet LH to catch our flight. So we get on the plane and it has barely taken off when the middle aged lady next to us wants us to move up to the empty seats ahead of us. I looked at her strangely and said why...you move, we're not moving. Well, she wanted to lay down because she had to drive home when she got in. So we said, ok.....the seats in front were exit row...only 2 seats. So we get settled in and the biotch was rummaging around for 10 minutes or so. Next time we look behind us (we were watching a movie so didn't really hear), she has changed seats again and there is a big Tejano behind us. WTF???? We moved to seats that don't recline for her and she moves again??? So I asked him what was up with that...he didn't know so we moved back to our original seats so we could lean them back. OK that just pissed me off! I cast a spell on her and we were on our way...drinking our smuggled Margaritas. The wonderful LD picked us up and we had a lovely penis conversation...mainly about his. That's all I'm allowed to say 'bout that. Next thing I remember, we are in my room playing assshhhhoooollle. Started with DB, LH, me, and 2 other people. Before we know it, there are 15-20 peeps in my room. Game playing continued.....then there were two. So that's all I remember from Thursday. Almost.

Good night, Bad Night, & Funny Shi-ite

Dang, volleyball sucked last night. There's one chick that doesn't know what the H E double hockey sticks she is doing. Now I'm usually a very easy going down to earth chica but I got a little upset and had to leave. That was probably a good thing. I might have made her cry. But the beer after was great and so was the little band I heard. He was the drummer or base player for some Moreland guy from Austin and he was playing by himself (not with himself, that would be a different venue). The bar owner told me all about him but when he starts discussing all his bands that I've never heard of, I kinda tune him out. I did finally remember the website of the place I frequent so check it out.....if there's ever a band playing in Brenham that you just gotta come see, let me know! www.texastavern.net

You newbie hashers - here's something you may not have seen before. The website for the Palatka Hashers. http://geocities.com/palatkahash/palatka.html He-lareous!! the only way to become a Palatka hasher is to sleep with a Palatka hasher. No, I am not yet a Palatka hasher but I am in line to be Shit Happens wife #9 (I'm gettin' a little scared cause I think he's on 7).

enough for today my little bloggers......

Texas IH 2003

And some of my beautiful friends.....these are from TXIH 2003. Ick...why do pics of me always suck?

A couple of Tex Mex photos....fresh off the press.

American Idiots

So who watched American Idol? Man, I like to sing but I know I'm not good. How many people can think they're so talented? We have better singers at our karaoke bars! What entertainment. So tonight I have to decide....watch AI or play volleyball....hmmm. Either way I'll be drinking later. I usually go out with friends and play cranium on Wed nights. What a fun game. You get drunk and the hardest part becomes making the little lights on the buzzer go around...On Out, Peeps.

Playin' asssshhhhhhhooollllleee!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Do not travel with Wet Spot (that would be me) and Liquor Hard if it involves flying Continental and hashing. The awful incident that happened yesterday at the El Paso airport was at the actual gate we were supposed to leave at - although it happened a few hours before our flight. Some day I'll post the story about CoTex in Amarillo and our trying to get home from that. Needless to say, we HAD to go back to the hash hotel and Drink for another night, G forbid, and the late night hash trail to Sonic, and the ass-whole debauchery that seemed to go on forever. (Can you tell I don't like to cuss? Hopefully you literature challenged dimwits can figure it out). On out...

My Virgin Post

Ok, so we all love virgins so here's my virgin post. Well maybe not so much. Heck, who am I kidding.....I don't know any!! I'm one of those crazy hashers....working on year 12 of being a consistently active hasher. I'm not even going to go into explaining it because most of the people who read this (all 3 of you) will most likely be hashers. But if ya just gotta know, google hash house harriers. If your a pothead, it has nothing to do with marijo-wanna. OK maybe sometimes it does but that's not official. So many of my friends have been doing this blog thing and I always thought it would be cool to start one but then I thought, whatever would I write about....I got up, I went to work, I hit the gym, I take a shower, and I go to bed......next day - I get up, I go to work....well, you get the idea, thus the name of my blog. My only realy exciting things happen at the hash so this will be mainly hash themed. I'm having a feeling there will be lots of blank spaces.....as Fish mentioned me not remembering him because of drinking and losing brain cells. I have 169 cells left. Looking online for a place to purchase more (I checked ebay already) so anyone know, give me a shoutout. Well, I should be working now so more later.

Here's an old pic of me but I think I look pretty much the same....eh??