Ode to Jared (YUMMY!)

So those of you who have followed my blog in the last year know that I am a huge Jared Leto fan. He's an awesome actor, the lead of the band 30 seconds to mars, and well...just plain HOT! He's in a new movie called Chapter 27 and plays the guy who killed John Lennon. Here is what he looked like in that movie - scary, he gained like 30 pounds. Unbelievable!





He has said to gain the weight, he microwaved pints of Haagen Daas and drank it. Ick. Just so you don't forget his true hotness, here's some eye candy for the ladies! (oh, and brokeback brownie).

"Found a midget, found a midget...."

Funny

"Hey MILF, you HAVE to roll down this hill. It's so fun - I did it two years ago!"

MILF - strange look on his face

"Seriously, you need to roll down this hill!"

MILF - "OK, you do it too"

"I've already done it - YOU need to do it!"











That's the power of the pussy, my friends!!!

I have a very bad confession to make

I am so ashamed. I am a bad Kimchi....bad bad Kimchi. Here goes - are you ready?

I did not have a brass monkey at Tex Mex. Not one sip. Nada. Zero.

I had tequila. I had beer. I had cherry bombs. I had Tequila Rose. I had Tequila Rose margaritas. I had jagermeister. I had jello shots. I had a Russian car bomb. I had Tecate. Heck, I even had wine in a box. YET....not one tiny ounce of BM.

Let the spankings begin.........(woo hoo!!)

Tex Mex - all about me

Hmmmm, where do i start? If you want to know what really happened, read Bone Sucker's blog OR look at Ass Gagger's pictures. I don't really remember alot so I'm gonna just post a few things I do remember, all about me.

Thursday night - special airport pickup from Davey (thanks Dude!!)
Russian car bomb from Late Night (thanks chicky!!)
Net "smellling" my pitcher of Margaritas (wtf?)
Flamin asking me TWENTY FIVE TIMES to "come here I need to talk to you", only to tell me he could not find me any Midget Porn (dude, it's OK!)
Virgin Steve escorting Flamin to my room because he couldn't find his key (you are welcome for the extra bed Flamin....)
Beer pong with Bloody (we did alright, man!)


I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD MORE SHIT AS I REMEMBER IT