1) I have been brainwashed by the kimchis that the only acceptable way to write is in numbered lists.
2) Slut, whore, bitch.......drama drama drama.
3) LOST! 4 pounds of fat (nah, I don't want it back - stop looking for it)
4) PACKED ON - 3 pounds of muscle. Watch it, slut whore bitch!
5) TEx Mex info that will make you all realize what the shitz ole spotty is - THE name of the supposed KARAOKE bar in El Paso is the Velvet Rose which is less than one mile from the Mesa Inn. You peeps call the place when it gets closer to liftoff and let us all know if they indeed have karaoke Thurs night Jan 11
6) Tex Mex tidbit #2 that will make you all want to bow down and kiss ole spotty's feet (but why stop there!!!) = I am in contact with an El Paso hasher who owns a beer & wine store and can get you all the 40s your little heart desires. THere was even a mention of delivering it if needed? Now that's the shi-ite!!! Ya'll wanna put in an order, let me know. What do you want - a case of OE 40s?
7) Big changes at work - who knows what the next year will bring. I may finally grow some cajones and move outta this black hole town. Regardless, tons of work to be done in the next couple weeks. Good thing I'm not drinking very much.
8) Been doing a lot of reading about how to get your hair really healthy. Have not washed it for several days. Conditioner only people! That's all your hair really needs. But you gotta work it into your scalp good to clean it. Last night I mixed honey with it and OH - MA - GAWWWW....my hair is like silk today! Could be the jojoba oil I left on overnight.
and now for the ending.....one of my favorite 80s tunes........
"......You can look at the menu, but you just can't eat
You can feel the cushion, but you can't have a seat
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can feel the punishment, but you can't commit the sin......."