What age are you?

You Are 19 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

HOMEWORK for Hashtoberfest

So I got my Happy Schnapps Combo cds today...woo hoo!! They rock! (Brownie, I'll send you copies next week)....sooo.....

Here's a little something for you Hashtoberfesters to do - memorize the following lyrics. If you have not participated in this fun song drink along, here's how it goes. You stand in a circle with a bottle of schnapps, sing a verse, then shout PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!! Then everyone takes a swig out of the bottle. Here's the trick - the bottle has to be back at the beginning before the chorus ends. Sometimes you need to use 2 bottles. So I'll bring the schnapps!!

Please Pass The Schnapps

written by J.Krueger-sung by OTTO

When I was just a little boy my mudder said to me
Always mind your manners when you're out wit company
So when I'm feeling tirsty at my favorite drinking spot
I smile and I kindly shout-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

I went to a fancy restaurant de udder day
I ordered lots of stuff I did not know but what da hey
Da waiter brought expensive wine, he said da best dey got
I said no thank you waiter, would you-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

I went to a football game, da Packers and da Bears
I got so bombed I did not know da score or even care
I threw up on a Bears fan, he said he'd call da cops
I said that's fine but all in time now-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!…HEY!!

Da Brenham Hash

Here's the complete Brenham hash - yep all four of us - at the fair last night. Bad camera phone picture.

Robert Earl Keen in Brenham - TONIGHT!

That's right folks. He's here tonight. At the Washington County Fair. The oldest fair in Texas. If you Austin folks can't get enough of him there, come on over to Brenham. We also have a pretty good rodeo. I normally hate cowboys but you gotta love seeing a guy in tight jeans get all sweaty. Yum...

GREY'S ANATOMY season premiere - TONIGHT!

It's finally here! The season premiere of GREY'S ANATOMY. Woo hoo can't wait to see what happens. New night - opposite CSI. Who watches that CSI shit? I tried several times. Really I have. It just seems so fake. "Oh what's that? A fingernail! At the bottom of the ocean...it could be a clue." Seriously. Anyway, I have no worries that Grey's Anatomy will do just fine. So, who will Meredith choose? What will Izzie do? We know she won't quit, she's one of the stars. The thing with this show is that I love everyone. I was thinking of who was my favorite character. My first choice was Izzie. Then I thought, no wait, I really like Christina. She's so quirky. But hold on, I really love Dr. McDreamy! He's so hot! But what about asshole Alex? Love to hate him, then he does something sweet. Oh, and George is just so pathetic - you feel sorry for him. The whole cast is great. So take the day off, go buy the dvd's and catch up. You'll thank me.

Darn you, Supernova...Darn you all to heck!!

As some of you may know I am a reality TV junkie. Here's the end of my latest addiction.


So the new group Supernova (soon to be changed to another lame ass rock name due to a lawsuit) picked their new lead singer and it was not Dilana. This chick rocks. She lives in Cypress area (just outside of Houston) and I have had the honor to see her perform up close and personal. She did a show at the Texas Tavern there where she mainly sang cover songs. You could turn in a song and she'd sing it. If she didn't like it (like some lame ass Dixie Chick song), she would sing it horribly. It was hilarious. Love love love her and I'm not worried. She's already a star. Dave Navarro & Gilby have offered to help her produce her first record.



Here's who they did pick...Lukas Rossi - a freakin' Canadian!! WTF? OK, so he can rock. He's pretty awesome and I look forward to seeing what they turn out.

Invihash top 10 (ok maybe 7 or 8)

So it will take some time for the memories to come back but here are a few for your reading pleasure.......(alright, after I see all the pictures, I'll remember more)

1) Apple pie incident....darn cinnamon should come with a warning. Get it in your eye and it hurts like hell!!

2) Rotating showering....boy/girl/boy, then girl/boy/girl, then girl/girl/girl - fun times!!

3) Naked hash that ended in the raquetball courts under FLOURESCENT lighting...not so good.

4) Fat ugly naked non-hasher stalker that everyone assumed some other hasher knew. Late night domestic dispute that ended with him going to jail.

5) Spending quality time from THE dude from SKA brewery. How can you get better than a beer guy! And SKA beer ROCKS!!

6) DODGEBALL!! If you can't beat 'em, moon 'em!! Classic....we won.

7) Two words - MIDGET PORN

8) 3 Man in the car!

I'll be adding pics after I edit them and redo my post below with pics of the people I mentioned. More write up later. I am also using the brenhamhash.com website to post all the links people are sending with their photos. Right now I have Brownie's, Lowlife's and Bleeder's. I will have a link and I know Ass Gagger, UTA and QnA will have some awesome pics.

on out - spot