Brenham St. Paddy's Day Hash

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What an awesome hash we had in Brenham for St. Paddy's Day. Our 3rd trail in less than a week!! That's a record for wanking hashers. Wet Spot (that be me) was the hare with a little help from Rollin' Nutless. This was a green hash. Every item of clothing had to have green on it. 3 shot checks in 4 miles. The first was at Salem Fire Department where we drank Margaritas (green). Next was at Home Depot where we did Creme de Menthe with chocolate mint candy...yum! Third was at the old Preference Inn (I think it's America's Choice now or something). Apple Pucker!! Gymno took a nasty spill right before this one and cut her knee. On home was Buddy's Appliance right on the hill next to BAR (Bottles and Racks). They had the back door open so we were treated to our own karaoke show while doing circle.



Gymno decided she was going to shortcut to avoid shiggy (which she long cutted) and went around the loop to BAR where she called me. We told her we were at Rollin's house and did I want her to come get her? (the whole time we are standing on the hill watching her talk to us...hilarious!) So we all walked over to the edge of the hill to "pick her up". Circle was had, we had civilian wankers join in and out on their way into the bar. Sometime in this debauchery we decided to play stupid hair tricks...put someone else's hair on our head. We were laughing so hard..you have to see the pics to understand. Then on down to the bar for an hour where we picked up half the people to come back and join us on the hill for more beer. The cops finally told us we had to leave...cannot consume alcohol in public after midnight...wtf? I never knew that. Even on private property. You can drink in your backyard but not your front. Darn laws. On On to Rollin's for much more drinking and a game of Cranium on the front of his truck. Good times, I tell ya. If you haven't hashed in Brenham, you are missing out on a wonderful hash experience. On out....spotty.