Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?
So I heard this on the radio the other day - how do you use toilet paper? Do you scrunch it into a ball or do you fold it? Females do it predominantly one way and males the other. So I'm taking a poll......I am a folder.
posted by Spotty at 10:48 AM
17 Comments:
Scruncher...makes it fluffier that way.
Hmm...I kind of do both!!!!
folder
Scruncher:)
I'm a wrapper. (around my hand) So I guess that would make me a folder?
fold
MB...you wrap the paper around your hand then wipe? hmmm....
I need a few more male answers before I reveal who's weird and who's normal.
I'm a combo kinda girl.
Actually MB wraps the paper around his hand AFTER he wipes. He thinks it makes him different and therefore cool.
BH...ewwww!!! Didn't need that visual that popped into my head! LOL
popped or pooped?
Sometimes poop pops so maybe both!
folder... OMG can't imagine any other way. scrunching seems like too much risk of poop/hand contamination
I'm a folder
Scruncher, all the way
To clarify, I wrap the paper around my hand, pull my hand out of the symmetrically perfect roll and then compress in my right hand and wipe.
Once in a while I can nail this in one shot, but not very often.
Occainally, if there is a hanger, then I have serious problems and will have to repeat the procedure above 26 more times and because I just compacted a 1/2 lb of poo in my butt crack by not knocking the hanger off first.
What? TMI?
Holy crap, MB....literally!
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