The Daytona 500 - Stewart & Kenseth, wtf???
So while all you wanks were gettin' drunk, running marathons and hashing, I was watching the Daytona 500. So Tony Stewart comes on the inside and knocks Kenseth's car into the grass. Then later on pit row, Kenseth bumps Stewart. Both drivers penalized. Stewart penalized like 3 frickin times. And he's the one that started all the hype about non-aggressive driving...used to hate Tony Stewart, gained a little respect back for him after last year (Nextel Cup Champion), then after yesterday, he's just a punk. What is up with that? You are driving a couple thousand pound piece of metal and you're gonna behave like that? Anyway, congrats to Jimmie Johnson (what a cutie!) for the win...and my baby Dale Jr for a 6th place finish....let's stay in the top 5 this year Jr, K?
posted by Spotty at 2:26 PM
17 Comments:
Dude, it rocks! I so wanna go in April. Anybody else? It's like hashing...but you drink in one spot and watch fast cars.
you're great and all but NASCAR does SUCK
Yeah, gotta run with ez and dayoldfish on this one baby..... Nascar does kind of suck.
Now, Friday nights at the Santa Maria Speedway with $5.00 32 ounce beers watching open wheel unlimited racing....yeeee-haw!!
Did I just say Yee-Haw?
I'm in on the "nascar sucks" vote. I can only watch people turn left so many times in one sitting.
I don't like nascar, but I love Dale Jr.!
What about baseball?!?!? Anyone want to road trip up to dallas or down to Houston????? MMM....baseball.....beer....Brad Ausmus....beer...Miguel Texaria ...beer....
Nascar is cool... You all just need to quit hashing for a weekend and go to the next race in Texas. Once you go to a legitimate race, you'll be hooked. Promise.
I hate that JJ won the 500. I can't stand that motherf*cker. When you get caught CHEATING during the week you shouldn't be allowed to race at all, and keep in mind I'm a Harvick fan...
-buzz
not hash? and lose my coveted 100% for the year. No Way. Well maybe after my next award in two weeks
Yeehaw!! (It's ok, MB you can say that even though you're not a Texan) Another fan! thanks buzz! I am trying to plan to go to Texas Motor Speedway when they race in April. Never been to one. I didn't hear about JJ cheating? that does suck..but he is a cutie! I also hate JG....Dale Jr. is my man! Harvick is cool!
hmmm-
hashing...yes
baseball...yes
football...yes
basketball...yes
nascar...just can't do it
honestly i tried to watch nascar a few years back when rusty had the black #2 mgd car. fell asleep midway in the race - woke up with a couple laps to go and nothing had changed.
Hey, NASCAR gives me good napping time.
okay you totally lost me... which one is the rainbow warrior dude again??
romey <~~~ nascar challenged
Romey...don't recall a rainbow car unless you count the M&M's car of - I think it is Elliott Sadler. Is that what you mean? Dang, you people, just give it a chance. I don't sit there and watch the whole race, just check in every 15 minutes then watch the end. sheesh, darn non-rednecks.
wow - i need to put on my redneck hat for a moment. he means golden boy #24 jeff gordon. he did have the hottest wife i'd ever seen - Brooke Gordon. Evidently it was for 'marital misconduct' - rumors are jeff was talking up a former exotic dancer and actress.
Sorry Spotty....just can't get into watching cars go in circles all day. But I bet the people watching would be hilarious. Mullets galore!
You don't watch the whole race and you call yourself a redneck?
partial redneck, partial yankee....
didn't know yellow, red and blue constituted a rainbow...JG sucks though.
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