Beer Pong Tables & Toyota Camrys
I have just had a brilliant idea. Since all the kimchis will be at the Platte Road Challenge and Red and I will be feeling the need for some beer pong at Texas Interhash, I have decided I need to make my very own beer pong table. So how ya do it? Buy a table at Walmart then paint it? What kind of paint? How is yours so shiney, do you lacquer it? (dang typing that word made me think of liquor....) Can I stick some OE labels on it with super glue? Are there places stickers cannot be - like in the area in front of the cups that may interfere with the bouncing? What color? Orange and yellow? Maroon? Dark & light blue to match the kimchi happy coats? Smiley faces? Poop brown? Help a chick out......
And my main concern.....will a beer pong table fit into a Toyota Camry?
And my main concern.....will a beer pong table fit into a Toyota Camry?
posted by Spotty at 4:26 PM
25 Comments:
What year is your Camry? Does the trunk fully open into the back seat? If so it should work as long as you saw the WOOD right. You should probably make yours a NASCAR theme......maybe decopage some guys with mullets as a decorative border. (no insult, I just think that is real funny) Hell yeah, laquer the shit out of it. Then windex it daily for a little extra gleam....NBN or Donnie can send you the details on creating one...they are some bomb-ass table makers. We should go into business guys...
I wonder what would happen if we used my carnuba car wax on the table? Gotta try it!
Some cats sell some smaller sized beer pong tables. But it doesn't look like they have mullet tables though.
97 camry but I'm looking for a new vehicle anyway - either a Tacoma or an Xterra. The seats do fold down but there's still only a little bit of space into the backseat from the trunk. Can't really remember. Nascar would be freakin cool!! Thanks hun!! OK now somebody send me details.....
Bill...no way dude I need regulation size!!
Go to collegehumor.com and search "beer pong"
There should be good ideas there.
-buzz
Dang...why isn't my husband looking at this post? He can solve all of your problems! I will try to direct him your way. But definetly paint it red and uh, yellow, or white, or whatever another NASCAR color is, and do the mullet thing around the border----that would be so cool! I am researching the official Nascar website right now to come up with ideas for you.....
OK! So instead of just having a single colored line dividing your table, you could use all the differnt types of flags (checkered, green, blue stipe, etc) in a tight row. Oh, that would be lovely, don't you think? And then maybe decopaged images of the little cars for where the cups go....and then I would of course recommend using Craftsman (moment of silence, please) emblems since I just found out they are a sponsor. Then you get into the usage of chrome on your table...and then that is where I may suddenly start getting jealous of your table. So yeah, do the Nascar table, and I think I may go out and make a chrome table...
You should make it a Harriette beer pong table..........
1. First off, don't buy some piece of shit "off the assembly line" beer pong table. That would be sacrilegious.
2. Sorry it has taken me so long to check out your blog.
3. Buy a nice piece of plywood (4x8) and cut it into 4 (2 ft.) sections.
4. Obtain 6 hinges and attach them at equal distances from the edge in between each of the four sections. (Make sure to make the middle ones most exposed on top, with the other ones on the bottom.)
5. Paint the shit out of your table. I think you should make it orange for a brass monkey theme. In fact, you should use the "BMH3" logos! Forties fornicating!
6. Apply any stickers or labels you are going to use. OE labels would be bad ass.
7. After the paint and labels are to your satisfaction, lacquer the shit out of it. I put four generous coats of lacquer on my table. That way you can just use some Windex to clean it off and shine it up.
If you need any further guidance, your closet Kimchi beer pong table “expert” is located in Houston, TX. His name is Donnie the Retard and he is a sexy, sexy man.
Sorry it took so long Spotty! You know I love you!
On On
NBN
Don't forget to add all the little heads of guys with mullets around the edges...
I can't wait to see your table! Will you send pictures when you are done?
Thanks Net! What about legs? Do you just find another table to set it on? That could be a problem in some settings.
C-4...will do only don't hold your breath. I'm a huge procrastinator.
you guys made beer pong gay with this post
I think nuthin but net should make your table!
Who knew so much planning went into beer pong?
Yeah, what MILF said. I use folding sawhorses and two 8 ft long 2x4s.
Sorry to have disturbed Mr. Fish with my pong enthusiasm. He is, and will continue to always be better than me.
OK the table is built (thanks Rollin!) but now I have no time to decorate it. Think I'm gonna go with the whole 70's groovy theme. Remember my pepto pink background many months back? Yeah, baby!
Sorry, C-4 - you have amazing ideas!! I think NASCOCK should build THAT table...sounds awesome!!
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Bring it to Houston this summer! I must learn this game. Also, I am sorry to have to ask but could you educate me on what exactly a brass monkey is? I have been away too long!!
40 oz malt liquor with orange juice added after you drink it down to the label
ack! Ok, I'll try it!
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So glad I was not the only one who didn't know what a brass monkey is?
how do i get ahold of this donnie guy? having a beer pong tourney at my bar and need help with refs and such. never done one of these before and could use a little help. i am in humble tx. jenny
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